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{"slip": { "id": 50, "advice": "Walking is a perfectly valid solution to traffic congestion problems."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 3 eyelids.","length":20}
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{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
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