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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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{"fact":"Edward Lear, author of \\The Owl and the Pussycat\\\"\", is said to have had his new house in San Remo built to exactly the same specification as his previous residence, so that his much-loved tabby, Foss, would immediately feel at home.\"\"\"","length":236}
{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"fact":"It has been scientifically proven that stroking a cat can lower one's blood pressure.","length":85}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"fact":"Many Egyptians worshipped the goddess Bast, who had a woman\u2019s body and a cat\u2019s head.","length":84}
{"type":"standard","title":"Dipentodontaceae","displaytitle":"Dipentodontaceae","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q550062","titles":{"canonical":"Dipentodontaceae","normalized":"Dipentodontaceae","display":"Dipentodontaceae"},"pageid":19186584,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4f/Starr_020925-0042_Perrottetia_sandwicensis.jpg/330px-Starr_020925-0042_Perrottetia_sandwicensis.jpg","width":320,"height":240},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4f/Starr_020925-0042_Perrottetia_sandwicensis.jpg","width":1600,"height":1200},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1217844362","tid":"b875523a-f56d-11ee-93a6-af2f582e7138","timestamp":"2024-04-08T06:03:29Z","description":"Family of flowering plants","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipentodontaceae","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipentodontaceae?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipentodontaceae?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dipentodontaceae"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipentodontaceae","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Dipentodontaceae","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipentodontaceae?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Dipentodontaceae"}},"extract":"Dipentodontaceae is a family of flowering plants containing two genera.Dipentodon Dunn - southern China, Assam, Myanmar\nPerrottetia Kunth in F.W.H.von Humboldt - southern China, Southeast Asia, Papuasia, Queensland, Hawaii, Latin America.","extract_html":"
Dipentodontaceae is a family of flowering plants containing two genera.
- Dipentodon Dunn - southern China, Assam, Myanmar \n
- Perrottetia Kunth in F.W.H.von Humboldt - southern China, Southeast Asia, Papuasia, Queensland, Hawaii, Latin America.