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{"slip": { "id": 100, "advice": "Everybody makes mistakes."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 151, "advice": "When faced with a choice, do both."}}
{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 62, "advice": "Giving someone a hug can be mutually rewarding. Try to give at least one hug a day to someone."}}
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