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John Charles Dundas, was a Royal Air Force fighter pilot and flying ace of the Second World War credited with 12 victories.
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William Smith O'Brien was an American Major League Baseball player who played first base. He was considered a \"one-year wonder\" and led the National League (NL) in home runs in 1887.
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