January 25 - Eastern Orthodox liturgical calendar - January 27
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Lorenzo Javier Jorge, also known as Jorge Loren, is a retired Spanish professional kickboxer and K-1 veteran. Loren was the Super Cruiserweight Champion of the Superkombat Fighting Championship. He is also the 2014 Superkombat World Grand Prix tournament champion and fought for the It's Showtime 95MAX world title, losing to Danyo Ilunga by decision after 5 rounds. He has also fought in Enfusion.
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{"slip": { "id": 24, "advice": "When the cistern is filling, the seat is probably still warm."}}
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