{"slip": { "id": 220, "advice": "Most things are not as bad as you think they are."}}
{"fact":"Cats have 300 million neurons; dogs have about 160 million","length":58}
{"fact":"Most cats adore sardines.","length":25}
{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}
{"slip": { "id": 26, "advice": "Don't cross the streams."}}
{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}
{"fact":"Cats come back to full alertness from the sleep state faster than any other creature.","length":85}
{"slip": { "id": 61, "advice": "Once in a while, eat some sweets you used to enjoy when you were younger."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 40, "advice": "Never run with scissors."}}
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